Funny Marriage Cards Marriage Jokes - Funny Or Not?

Marriage jokes - funny or not? - funny marriage cards

A successful man is someone who has more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Before a marriage, seeks the man, the woman he loves.
After the marriage, the "y" is silent.


When a smiling young couple married, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
Those who experienced pain and bought jewelry.

One pair was a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "if it were not for my money, the house will not be here!"
The woman replied: "My dear, if not for your money, I would not be here."

One man said his credit card was stolen, but decided not to complain, because the thief is less than his wife did was spending.


Love is blind but marriage is a revelation.


The most effective way to commemorate the anniversary of your wife, is to forget once.


Cosmetics: The journey of a woman, a man from reading between the lines to keep.